While not the most prominent part of this movement, there’s an obvious letter T in this one. It always makes me wonder when I see letters or symbols in the bowl. Is my ass trying to tell me something? Does the T represent Tuesday since this brown baby was “born” on a Tuesday? Perhaps the T was for the Terrible odor.

Regardless, my brain was really on other things. Got a trip to Manila coming up in a few days and I’m going to be gone for a month. Looking forward to going as I’ll be able to really get some great work done with our sites. Still, going to miss having my woman around. She’s getting her citizenship stuff taken care of and won’t be able to join me until I’ve been there for two weeks. This will be the toughest part of the trip as I’ll have to avoid the hookers. Heh, this is not your normal “man shouldn’t cheat on woman” quandry. My gf and I partake of the ladies of the night as a team, but ALWAYS as a team. Never without each other there. Challenge is that these women for hire are very well informed and self-promoting markerters the likes of which Talent Agents fear and Car Dealerships would kill for. They’ll find out through the HNN (hooker news network) that I’m in town long before the gf arrives. They’ll start with texting me (cheaper than calling), move to calling, and then eventually show up at my door at three in the morning. They’ll come in mass. Four lovely ladies with massive mams and loose morals. Just like any good drug dealer, they’ll offer up a freebie. I will resist! Really, all have to do is avoid the Jager and Jack Daniels!

While I haven’t had ice cream in a while, my ass had chocolate soft serve in mind. My morning routine is simple. I wake up, make a latte and pop in some nicotene gum. I wake up my woman, we eat, I drink my coffee. By the time this is done I’m ready to drop off some kids at the pool. My ass was certainly giving me a preview of coming attractions. I awoke to thunderous, humid farts. You really can tell what kind of dump is coming just from the sound and smell of the preceding farts.