While I haven’t had ice cream in a while, my ass had chocolate soft serve in mind. My morning routine is simple. I wake up, make a latte and pop in some nicotene gum. I wake up my woman, we eat, I drink my coffee. By the time this is done I’m ready to drop off some kids at the pool. My ass was certainly giving me a preview of coming attractions. I awoke to thunderous, humid farts. You really can tell what kind of dump is coming just from the sound and smell of the preceding farts.

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