I knew it would happen. She acted grossed out at first. But I kept taking her to DailyDumps to help her learn how to build her own site (SheysWorld.com). Today is proud day. Just as I was heading to the office, which is behind the kitchen and right next to the upstairs bathroom, the gf comes out with a loud “oh my god!”

She said she normally isn’t into this but she’d just produced something truly noteworthy. See above. I didn’t even know she’d started taking a peek into the bowl before flushing. I’m so proud. Check out this dump. It’s an Alphabet Soup dump. It’s a Hangover Dump. It’s a Fluffy Dump. All wrapped into one!

Man, you know you’re getting old when your hangovers last several days. I felt like ass all day yesterday. This morning after drinking my morning latte I had to literally run to the throne. The dump above is both a Fluffy Hangover dump. It took all of fifteen seconds to come out. Violent dump.

So yeah, I’m not going to drink anymore. Aside from that, posts may be a bit erratic for a while. I’m preparing to head to Manila for a month. I leave Thursday morning. I’ve gotta drive from San Diego to Los Angeles, take a 13 hour flight to Japan, sit around for a two hour layover, then fly another four and a half hour flight to Manila. I’ll get there just before noon on Friday.

Given how shitty airline food is these days, I should have some fairly creative posts coming up. Hopefully I’ll be able to drop a load into the blue airplane bowl