Sorry it’s taken so long to post. Yes, I’ve been very busy working my ass off here in Manila. But that’s not why I haven’t posted. I haven’t had anything to write about. Sadly, I’m at the mercy of my ass which has been quite stingy. I didn’t take a shit for three days! Strange, once my ass finally decided it was ready, it was quite impatient. I went from “well, time to make a post to DailyDumps” to “jesus christ, I’m going to explode” in the time it took me to run downstairs and grab the camera.

On the plus side, I finally dropped a “Pop The Cork Dump”. These are like opening a bottle of champagne. First the cork (a solid / normal turd) pops out. Then the rest comes spraying out like champagne foam. Totally disgusting: