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Who The Hell Is Liz?

Posted in Alphabet Soup on March 29th, 2006 by marc

So my gf says my latest work, my Assterpiece if you will, looks like it spells Liz. So who’s Liz? Gf says that my next hooker here in Manila will be named Liz. I’ll take it.

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It’s been stressful as FUCK. Worse, I’ve been here 3 weeks and I’ve yet to indulge in the pleasures of paying for pleasure! I’ve been to the hooker bars on the fabled P. Burgos street. I’ve been fondled. I’ve spent a grip on buying drinks for the hookers. I’ve made promises that as SOON as my gf gets here we’d be having hot monkey sex with four or five hookers. But she’s been here eight days and no action. NOT her fault. I’ve just been too busy working. Fuck it. Things are coming around and getting back to normal. Hookers, you’re on notice. Friday night you’re going to be WORKING!