I’m so pissed at myself, and so proud.
So I’m torn. I finally wrote a decent post (see below). Like a good long one that I felt was an entertaining read. I was so proud of it I put it up on the home page of ConsumptionJunction.com. Problem is, I was so jetlagged I got lazy. I hotlinked the images of the editorial from the DailyDumps server. Bad idea. I wasn’t thinking. See, this site is brand spanking new. I’d be surprised if it gets 10 visitors a day. I’ve got this site on a buddy’s server. CJ on the otherhand, gets 1,224,617 visitors a day. CJ is load balanced across 9 bad-ass servers. Pulling the images for the editorial on CJ from the DailyDumps server was a very, very bad idea. I killed the server. The worst is, this is my buddy Mike’s server. Sorry Mike, I’ll put a plug for you on CJ and here. Folks, CHECK OUT THE-FEEDING-TUBE.COM !!! It’s a killer, totally free site with all the happenings of hot as balls and/or nekkid celebrities. Anything celeb, they’ve got it.
I’m also very proud of myself. We went to a great whore-house in Manila tonight. I managed to not only not drink, but turn down the two HUGE titted chicks that wanted me to spend a measly $40 to bring them home and fuck the ever loving shit out of them. Damn, well done Marc! Of course, they know the exact date and time that my gf’s flight gets in. Thirteen days and counting. I’ve got them all lined up and ready for her.
Perhaps since I was so torn I produced the dump below. It is a Fluffy Dump but it appears to be crying down the drain:
March 14th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Okay friends, this is the your professional Shit-a-nizer speaking to with another accurate description of the type of shit you are looking at. First we can tell that there is more solidity to the art of this one. Our friend Marc seems to have remembered the Imodium before leaving for the Phils. ….However, he has taken this pic at least 10 minutes after the new born turds hit their final resting place. We can see this by noticing the clear brown film down each piece.
But rest assured that our friend Marc has not yet stopped eating oily and greasy foods ( whick is practically impossible to do in the Philippines, cause they cook with fat and oil all the fuckin’ time ), We can see this because the puppies he has graciously let loose are still afloat. We can only hope our friend eats corn in the next few days cause I really wanna explain the phenomenen ( did i spell taht right?) to you all….Corn on the cob is like gold and roaches….to find out why and how….just send a message to Marc and tell him to eat corn and post the pic.
Later my art loving friends……….