It Took Three Days, But Welcome Our First Pop The Cork Dump!
Sorry it’s taken so long to post. Yes, I’ve been very busy working my ass off here in Manila. But that’s not why I haven’t posted. I haven’t had anything to write about. Sadly, I’m at the mercy of my ass which has been quite stingy. I didn’t take a shit for three days! Strange, once my ass finally decided it was ready, it was quite impatient. I went from “well, time to make a post to DailyDumps” to “jesus christ, I’m going to explode” in the time it took me to run downstairs and grab the camera.
On the plus side, I finally dropped a “Pop The Cork Dump”. These are like opening a bottle of champagne. First the cork (a solid / normal turd) pops out. Then the rest comes spraying out like champagne foam. Totally disgusting:
March 14th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
I am an expert on SHIT. Yes I take pride to that fact, Christ I’ve been putting up with it for fuckin’ years now…..What you see there my friends is a crap taken after a night of drinking ( beer is my guess) and the large piece you see was the “cork” as I like to say , which released the LBM (loose bowel movement)….”BUT PAUL, WHY DOES IT FLOAT??” you ask…..Well, my friends, that is caused by all the greasy and oily foods eaten by our fucked-up friend who graciously let that piece of art out his fuckin’ asshole.
I send out a message to anyone who thinks they know more about the wonderful world of shit, to prove me wrong on this one!!!
March 14th, 2006 at 11:54 pm
bro, I hate to be the one to break your bubble. Normally, I’d 100% agree that’s a drunk-dump. But I quit drinking. That’s all Phillipino food dump.
March 15th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Brudddder Marc, I stand corrected and commend you for the effort you are making to stop drinking,……having lived in the phils. myself, I must say I have to agree also that it may have been caused by the food in the Phils.
I bow down gracefully to you oh great one of the throne!!!!!!