Comments on: It Took Three Days, But Welcome Our First Pop The Cork Dump!

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:05:37 +0000

Brudddder Marc, I stand corrected and commend you for the effort you are making to stop drinking,……having lived in the phils. myself, I must say I have to agree also that it may have been caused by the food in the Phils.

I bow down gracefully to you oh great one of the throne!!!!!!

By: Marc

Marc — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:54:45 +0000

bro, I hate to be the one to break your bubble. Normally, I’d 100% agree that’s a drunk-dump. But I quit drinking. That’s all Phillipino food dump.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:48:43 +0000

I am an expert on SHIT. Yes I take pride to that fact, Christ I’ve been putting up with it for fuckin’ years now…..What you see there my friends is a crap taken after a night of drinking ( beer is my guess) and the large piece you see was the “cork” as I like to say , which released the LBM (loose bowel movement)….”BUT PAUL, WHY DOES IT FLOAT??” you ask…..Well, my friends, that is caused by all the greasy and oily foods eaten by our fucked-up friend who graciously let that piece of art out his fuckin’ asshole.

I send out a message to anyone who thinks they know more about the wonderful world of shit, to prove me wrong on this one!!!