Who The Hell Is Liz?

So my gf says my latest work, my Assterpiece if you will, looks like it spells Liz. So who’s Liz? Gf says that my next hooker here in Manila will be named Liz. I’ll take it.

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It’s been stressful as FUCK. Worse, I’ve been here 3 weeks and I’ve yet to indulge in the pleasures of paying for pleasure! I’ve been to the hooker bars on the fabled P. Burgos street. I’ve been fondled. I’ve spent a grip on buying drinks for the hookers. I’ve made promises that as SOON as my gf gets here we’d be having hot monkey sex with four or five hookers. But she’s been here eight days and no action. NOT her fault. I’ve just been too busy working. Fuck it. Things are coming around and getting back to normal. Hookers, you’re on notice. Friday night you’re going to be WORKING!

4 Responses to Who The Hell Is Liz?

  1. Willy Makit says:

    Hey, why do you call your site DAILY DUMPS if you dont post daily. You are almost 2 months behind now. What is up with that??????

  2. Willy Makit says:

    Close your site down if you’re not planning on keeping up with it. You suck!!

  3. FartFondeler says:

    this fuckin shit KEEP UP YOUR WEBSITE TERD BURGLAR, DID YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKIN CAR?

  4. Turd Sniffer says:

    Hey dude….we’ve all been waiting patiently for you to post to your site, but we have all been greatly disappointed! Quit being so stingy and show us the TURDS!!!!!!! We want turds damnit!!

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