Heh, dropped a serious deuce this morning. Filled the bowl and came up out of the water. Perfect example of what I call an “up periscope” dump! These dumps suck because they’re so fucking funky. Turd out of water gotz serious funks.

In other news, getting MovingToPanama.com up and running in prep for the move. Gonna be listing shit I’m selling there and putting up pix of the condo I’ll be renting out here in Manila.

The last time I tried working out the results were disastrous.  Wound up with the grossest post on this site.

So I was a bit worried about starting to get in shape again.  But the woman has been going to the gym and/or jogging regularly.  Can’t have her outlasting me in the sack so I’ve really been putting in the effort lately.  I got up at 5 fucking AM this morning and went jogging.  I was feeling pretty good until I got home.  Then all hell broke lose in my ass.  I managed to drag my ass to work and the situation didn’t improve much!  Check out the first two in the gallery below.  Yuck!  The other two I threw in as I had them on the “fresh dumps” folder on my PC and I’m not sure if I’d posted them or not yet.

I seem to be getting in the habit of posting on Mondays or Tuesdays.  Good news over the weekend, turns out Brian wasn’t full of shit when he said he was going to start posting.  Well, he was but not anymore judging by the pix he showed me over the weekend.  Damn.  I’ll nag him today to post this week.  I’ll nag Jason as well.  Anyone else interested in posting, hit me up at marc@dailydumps.com.

In other news, finally got www.marcwomack.com up and running with a decent design / blog instead of that shit-ass hand-coded crap I had before.  Hopefully I’ll have time to keep posting more pix.  Only problem is the woman gave that URL out to her family so I can’t post pix of craziness.  I’ve got one more domain handy that would make for a good no-holds-barred type of personal site.  Get that going next weekend.

And on to this morning’s dump.  Been a while since I dropped an alphabet soup dump.  For those not in the know these are dumps that look like letters.  To me this one looks just like a cursive “s”.

Man, I’m dying tonight. Think I had bad shwarma which is depressing because I love the stuff. Ten minutes after eating I started having major cramps and I felt like a jet pack was lodged in my ass because I was blowing out so much wind a couple people thought I was Iron Man trying to lift off.

Eh, all is not lost. I needed to switch to day shift anyway. Now that I’ve got to call it an early night I can get up early and make the transition. Got a buddy here in Manila who owns a few restaurants and was kind enough to open us to the formal opening event tomorrow night. Then Friday Shey (my woman) has interview with the Hotel Inter Continental to start working in their kitchen. Strange that they have to interview when she’s working for free as an internship type thing. You’d think they’d take whomever they could get. Anyway, all part of her starting culinary school in September. Yay, I’ll get even fatter!

So signing off early tonight, gotta go throw up, piss out my ass, perhaps both. And today started off so nice and healthy:

Sorry behind on posting. Didn’t go out, didn’t party, didn’t do shit last weekend but work. Our www.MadisonAvenue.com site has desperately needed a redesign since we launched it (a year ago). The biggest hurtle was writing all the text for it. The thing is a beast so boiling all it’s features down into a few pages it way tougher than you’d think. Still, this past weekend I FINALLY did it. Literally, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday I wrote. Wound up with 29 pages of text in a word doc! So yay, got that huge honking milestone out of the way.  It’ll be live by the end of the week.

Now what I’m stoked about is that I’d been using whoremongering as a motivational thing to get this done: “no more hookers till I finish re-writing MadAve!”. Well, heh, it’s all done. So I’m thinking trip to Angeles and lots of pictures to follow. I’ve steered clear of posting nudity on here so far but I’ve decided to say to hell with that. Google Ad Sense kicked me off because they thought I was dailydump.com (which is porn) and even though I explained how singular and plural works they decided I still wasn’t worthy. Fuckers. Heh, actually had something to do with why I started MadisonAvenue.com. Google’s missing out on a lot of money by being so fucking picky!

Also new feature, scope out the Chat Box over on the left column.  Feel free to leave a post.

So yeah, more posts on the way and we’ll be featuring nekkidness! Also I’m heading to a Porn Convention in June so that should make for some good posting )

Now on to the dumps. This weekend one would make you think I was out drinking. Kinda falls into fluffy and machine gun dumps. I really gotta change my diet. All I ever drop are fluffy dumps. Strange thing is I’ve had some nice healthy loafs I just keep forgetting to bring my camera.