So a couple weeks ago my friends Rick and Ryan came into town. We went up to Angeles to play some golf. For a 3rd world country the fuckchops running the course were SO FUCKING full of themselves. First they charged $175 per person to play. I’ve got employees here I pay less than that for a full month! Then after ass-raping us for that much money they get pissy about the fact that I don’t have socks. They say I have to buy socks from them. I’m like “after $175 I’ll wear whatever the fuck I want”. I eventually put two shopping bags on my feet and stuff them in my shoes.
So we start off pissed off. I then make the grave mistake of admitting to Rick that I’d never shot-gunned a beer before. From that point forward we’re shotgunning after EVERY whole. Here’s the results:
Yes, he’s taking a swing from a rock. Of course with this type of rowdiness we were the last ones on the course. As such at 5PM when I had to take a dump I discovered all the pissers were locked! Like I held this massive hangover dump as I ran across two holes to get to the bathroom only to find they’d fucking locked up early. 4 people spend more than the average family makes in six months on golf and they can’t even leave the shitter unlocked for us?!?!? Well, here was my answer:
I particularly like the spray of piss. Heh. Somehow I wound up with a hangover turd sandwiched between a normal/healthy turd:
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