I seem to be getting in the habit of posting on Mondays or Tuesdays.  Good news over the weekend, turns out Brian wasn’t full of shit when he said he was going to start posting.  Well, he was but not anymore judging by the pix he showed me over the weekend.  Damn.  I’ll nag him today to post this week.  I’ll nag Jason as well.  Anyone else interested in posting, hit me up at marc@dailydumps.com.

In other news, finally got www.marcwomack.com up and running with a decent design / blog instead of that shit-ass hand-coded crap I had before.  Hopefully I’ll have time to keep posting more pix.  Only problem is the woman gave that URL out to her family so I can’t post pix of craziness.  I’ve got one more domain handy that would make for a good no-holds-barred type of personal site.  Get that going next weekend.

And on to this morning’s dump.  Been a while since I dropped an alphabet soup dump.  For those not in the know these are dumps that look like letters.  To me this one looks just like a cursive “s”.

Well, we finally got around to upgrading to the latest version of WordPress.  Now we can install plugins and other cool new functionality.  You’ll notice the Share links below each post now.  Please do use them!  Everyone on Facebook needs a good dump posted in their Wall!  Think of it as virtual “Upper Decker”.

One of the new tools I’m really stoked about is the NextGEN gallery tool which will allow us to post thumbnail galleries.  I get a lot of feedback from friends that they dig my writing but don’t want to be forced to look at my poo.  Yes, I have very strange friends, heh.  So now with this new tool we can post more poo but make it less in-your-face.

So after my last post about my iPhone I was thinking about the pix on it (which I did manage to save before reformatting).  I only had a few “keepers” but I figured I’d post them.  Here we have the fruits of today’s modern technology: mobile poo!  Now thanks to decent quality cameras in phones you can always capture that special log!

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So my gf says my latest work, my Assterpiece if you will, looks like it spells Liz. So who’s Liz? Gf says that my next hooker here in Manila will be named Liz. I’ll take it.

It’s been stressful as FUCK. Worse, I’ve been here 3 weeks and I’ve yet to indulge in the pleasures of paying for pleasure! I’ve been to the hooker bars on the fabled P. Burgos street. I’ve been fondled. I’ve spent a grip on buying drinks for the hookers. I’ve made promises that as SOON as my gf gets here we’d be having hot monkey sex with four or five hookers. But she’s been here eight days and no action. NOT her fault. I’ve just been too busy working. Fuck it. Things are coming around and getting back to normal. Hookers, you’re on notice. Friday night you’re going to be WORKING!

So yeah, I shit an explanation mark. My ass is trying to tell me something for sure. Probably that it doesn’t like this terrible food I’m eating over here. Fucking McDonald’s, KFC, and that crap. That’s all I can get. I’m in Manila. I’m in Makati which is like the downtown business district area. There are no decent restaurant’s in this area. I’m too damn busy to go out to a restaurant.

So just got off the Vonage phone call w/ my gf trying to convince her that we should move over here full-time sooner than we were planning on (end of August). Guessing my ass will be even more pissed at me tomorrow.

I knew it would happen. She acted grossed out at first. But I kept taking her to DailyDumps to help her learn how to build her own site (SheysWorld.com). Today is proud day. Just as I was heading to the office, which is behind the kitchen and right next to the upstairs bathroom, the gf comes out with a loud “oh my god!”

She said she normally isn’t into this but she’d just produced something truly noteworthy. See above. I didn’t even know she’d started taking a peek into the bowl before flushing. I’m so proud. Check out this dump. It’s an Alphabet Soup dump. It’s a Hangover Dump. It’s a Fluffy Dump. All wrapped into one!