Ok, sorry for delayed posting.  Prolly only gonna be able to post every few days until I find some more folks to write for the site.  Also, heading out to San Francisco tonight to the Cybernet Expo show so won’t be updating for a few days.  But porn conventions always make for great posts )

In the meanwhile scope the gallery below.  Apparently my cat Scount decided to get in on the action.  Wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.  Nothing worse than being interrupted during that “special time” on the throne!

Sorry behind on posting. Didn’t go out, didn’t party, didn’t do shit last weekend but work. Our www.MadisonAvenue.com site has desperately needed a redesign since we launched it (a year ago). The biggest hurtle was writing all the text for it. The thing is a beast so boiling all it’s features down into a few pages it way tougher than you’d think. Still, this past weekend I FINALLY did it. Literally, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday I wrote. Wound up with 29 pages of text in a word doc! So yay, got that huge honking milestone out of the way.  It’ll be live by the end of the week.

Now what I’m stoked about is that I’d been using whoremongering as a motivational thing to get this done: “no more hookers till I finish re-writing MadAve!”. Well, heh, it’s all done. So I’m thinking trip to Angeles and lots of pictures to follow. I’ve steered clear of posting nudity on here so far but I’ve decided to say to hell with that. Google Ad Sense kicked me off because they thought I was dailydump.com (which is porn) and even though I explained how singular and plural works they decided I still wasn’t worthy. Fuckers. Heh, actually had something to do with why I started MadisonAvenue.com. Google’s missing out on a lot of money by being so fucking picky!

Also new feature, scope out the Chat Box over on the left column.  Feel free to leave a post.

So yeah, more posts on the way and we’ll be featuring nekkidness! Also I’m heading to a Porn Convention in June so that should make for some good posting )

Now on to the dumps. This weekend one would make you think I was out drinking. Kinda falls into fluffy and machine gun dumps. I really gotta change my diet. All I ever drop are fluffy dumps. Strange thing is I’ve had some nice healthy loafs I just keep forgetting to bring my camera.

Damn, last weekend was rough! First I worked nights all week so my schedule was all fooked. Then my friend Ash had a “surprise” birthday party Saturday night. It was at our old condo (pix at www.marcwomack.com) where I hadn’t been since we moved into our new place. I’d forgotten what a perfect party pad that place was. Huge, open layout, 3rd bedroom setup as the ultimate game room with full size pool table and custom built bar. I should know, I had the bar built for me. It was very cool to hang out there and party and NOT feel responsible to make sure everyone was having fun. Call me selfish. Of course it also rocked that some chick named Sherry who had a serious set of Chesticles decided after a couple drinks that she was bi-sexual and that my chick was the best thing since sliced bread! So yeah, the party lasted long into the morning. The results in the bowl prove it:

Heh, notice my dog Stanley scoping out the work in one of the pix!

Also, heads up that we finally got the full redesign to Shey’s ToonBang Free Anime Porn Site up and running! it’s all free, it’s all great content, and you might even see Jessica Rabbit Getting Boned! In other news, wanted to thank the guys over @ WTFPeople.com. They’re the first large site ever to throw us a link! Much appreciated and if anyone wants to scope out some bizarre sex head over there!

I love hacking things. I’m not a hacker and I don’t hack my electronics for the “joy” of making them do things they weren’t intended to do. I do, on the other hand, love figuring out how to hack stuff to make it more useful. I hacked my XBox like four years ago and it’s still the best media player tool for the living room. It’s the center of my entertainment center and I use it to listen to music, watch all the TV episodes I download from torrents, and even run slideshows of pix when friends are over partying. I bought a PSP when they came out, promptly hacked it and had FINALLY fucking Gannon’s bitch-ass on Legend of Zelda on a NES emulator.

So when the iPhone came out you might think I jumped at the chance to buy one and tweak it out. Nope. I’ve never been a mac guy but I understood the draw until the iPhone came out. With the iPhone, Apple did exactly what their fanboys bitch that MS does: sold out. They forced you to use AT&T just to get the damn thing to work and they only did it to make more money. It was stupid decision. If they kept it open and unlocked they would have sold ten times as many. Anyway, I didn’t buy one because i FUCKING HATE the idea of having to hack something JUST to make it work as it’s supposed to. The iPhone is supposed to be a PHONE. But I would have to hack the damn thing to be able to use it here in the Philippines where I live. Bullshit.

But eventually I caved in. My woman was dying for one and I knew if I got her one I’d hate not having one to play with so I did get it. As I expected it took me all of ten minutes of searching to find ZiPhone.org which has an AWESOME, free, one-click application to jailbreak (new term for unlocking) your iPhone. I can’t recommend this tool highly enough! Better yet the tool installs an app called “Installer” which has constantly updated flow of applications created by the hacker community. Some of them are fun, some of them are incredibly useful. A couple months in now I am blown away and what a GREAT fucking opportunity Apple BLEW on the iPhone. This thing is such an immensely configurable and useful tool but ONLY for the folks who have the know-how to hack them. If ANYONE could do this to their iPhone there would be 10 times more people developing for it and literally 9 out of 10 people would have one in their back pocket. Ok, enough ranting.

So I’m constantly installing new apps and trying them out. Finally after several months I thought last night I had “bricked” my iPhone. I installed a new app, restarted, and the phone never properly booted up. I knew I’d have to do the restore back to factory settings which means I’d lose all my configured apps Fucking lame. That’s what I hated about Windows Mobile phones: constantly having to reset/reformat/reinstall (you know, just like a windows computer). Now ONLY because APPLE is greedy I’d have to do the same fucking thing on the iPhone. If they weren’t greedy fucks their backup utility would have saved all my 3rd party apps. Fucking fucks! But where things got really scary was when the restore failed. FUCK. That meant i had a $400 paperweight because Apple has made it clear that if you don’t have an AT&T account and/or if you hacked your shit, you’re on your own. Now I got lucky. On the third attempt to restore it worked and I was able to get my phone working again.

Moral of the story: fuck Apple. When I first got the iPhone I was so impressed I started looking at Apple laptops for my next system. Now that I’ve had a iPhone brick scare I realize it’s not worth it. I alrady support one company who will fuck the user for an extra buck (Microsoft – FUCK VISTA ASSHOLES) and that’s enough. Apple you blew your chance so I will know graphically show you what I think of your company:

What?  A year and a half between posts is too long?  Yeah, I know, I suck.  SO MUCH has happened in the past year an a half.  Finally got my shit together (heh) enough to start posting here again.  More importantly I got a couple buddies who are going to be posting and managing the site so folks can expect posts to be MUCH more frequent.

So figured I’d start posting again with a fluffy dump.  Yes, not much has changed in the last year and a half as far as what I’m putting in the bowl.  Notice the spackled bowl.  Comes from an all day shit-storm.  My ass still hasn’t adjusted to Filipino food!