The last time I tried working out the results were disastrous.  Wound up with the grossest post on this site.

So I was a bit worried about starting to get in shape again.  But the woman has been going to the gym and/or jogging regularly.  Can’t have her outlasting me in the sack so I’ve really been putting in the effort lately.  I got up at 5 fucking AM this morning and went jogging.  I was feeling pretty good until I got home.  Then all hell broke lose in my ass.  I managed to drag my ass to work and the situation didn’t improve much!  Check out the first two in the gallery below.  Yuck!  The other two I threw in as I had them on the “fresh dumps” folder on my PC and I’m not sure if I’d posted them or not yet.

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So a couple weeks ago my friends Rick and Ryan came into town.  We went up to Angeles to play some golf.  For a 3rd world country the fuckchops running the course were SO FUCKING full of themselves.  First they charged $175 per person to play.  I’ve got employees here I pay less than that for a full month!  Then after ass-raping us for that much money they get pissy about the fact that I don’t have socks.  They say I have to buy socks from them.  I’m like “after $175 I’ll wear whatever the fuck I want”.  I eventually put two shopping bags on my feet and stuff them in my shoes.

So we start off pissed off.  I then make the grave mistake of admitting to Rick that I’d never shot-gunned a beer before.  From that point forward we’re shotgunning after EVERY whole.  Here’s the results:

I particularly like the spray of piss.  Heh.  Somehow I wound up with a hangover turd sandwiched between a normal/healthy turd:

It’s Monday and I’m feeling slightly guilty for taking so long to post. DailyDumps.com kinda implies daily posts. But, believe it or not a guy that bothers to put up a blog of his poop production does in fact have a life. Thus, I’m posting the weekend’s anal adventures on Monday.

So Friday night I was in the middle of making this very post before the doorbell rang. My gf’s friend had come into town from Los Angeles and brought a couple of her friends with her. One very cool, and quite attractive woman and one dude. While I would have preferred two ladies, the guy turned out to be cool to hang out with. Dave’s from England and a musician. While drinking and shooting the shit (heh) about this site he came up with the brilliant idea of starting www.pornstardumps.com since I work in the adult industry and know quite a few of the female “actresses”. Someday I’ll get that going.

So I wound up ignoring my post, drinking heavily with friends, and generally enjoying myself. The dump for this post had a bit of split personality disorder as I’ve filed it under Fluffy Dumps and Soft Serve Dumps. Bit of both.

While I haven’t had ice cream in a while, my ass had chocolate soft serve in mind. My morning routine is simple. I wake up, make a latte and pop in some nicotene gum. I wake up my woman, we eat, I drink my coffee. By the time this is done I’m ready to drop off some kids at the pool. My ass was certainly giving me a preview of coming attractions. I awoke to thunderous, humid farts. You really can tell what kind of dump is coming just from the sound and smell of the preceding farts.